Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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