You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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