you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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