So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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