Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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