Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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