now i know why i became what i already was.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?