You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.