i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............