funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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