my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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