Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
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im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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