Just cropdusted the office
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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