Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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