im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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