Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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