Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize
