I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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