one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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