So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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