Don't you send me to vm
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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