We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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