you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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