we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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