ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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