where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I have demons in me.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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