I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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