She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
how does that bad decision feel?
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