Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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