what if I'm pregnant?
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Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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