i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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