do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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