Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
