you guys were way drunker than both of me
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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