We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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