I'm lost and stupid without you.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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