He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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