rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I just found puke in my bra..
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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