i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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