so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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