The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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