This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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