I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
