porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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