She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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