You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Randomize