you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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