And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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