I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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