So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
send nudes
from the living room?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Randomize