You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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