i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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