Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
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Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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