My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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