i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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