she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
She needs sedatives and a leash
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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