If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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