May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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