I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I am midnight drunk by noon
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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