the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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