you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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